Monthly Archives: October 2014

A Shoreside Reverie

I played quite the part of a Romantic, staring off into the gently rolling waters of the Pacific with nary but an overweight pack by my side and thinking lofty thoughts concerning various consistencies of peanut butter and whether cannellini … Continue reading

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Somewhat Of A Letdown

Already in my journey, I have had the experience all travelers have of expectations meeting a sad reality; it’s like the turkey in National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. I don’t even like turkey and that turkey looked to be the tastiest … Continue reading

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A Visit To Bag End

A trip to Hobbiton in New Zealand exists as a fringe dream for anyone who has read The Lord of the Rings books, seen the movies, or who has a fondness of replicas built for short people. Unfortunately, whoever “owns” … Continue reading

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Fat Cat’s Hostel

Feet weary, shoulders toast, hips toasted and buttered, I schlucked my pack to the seat aside me. I then proceeded to stare blithely out the window as the train brought me to my hostel on the outskirts of Auckland. Sunnyvale … Continue reading

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The Beginning…

Sometimes I think “going on an adventure” is just another way of saying “deliberately asking for misfortune and anxiety.” Those who read adventure stories like The Lord of the Rings, Eragon, or really anything that’s not some Home and Garden … Continue reading

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Snippets From A Wedding

In twenty seconds, the Oreo was to be found in multiple places around Asa’s mouth, hands, and forehead. It seemed he had gone for theatrical eating effect while forgetting the fact that he had to actually get some of the … Continue reading

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Doing A Wedding Without All The Silly Stress

Weddings. They’re special; they really are—whether it’s to pay tribute to the beginning of a lifelong bond or a really strong impulse to have church-condoned sex. On one hand I understand wanting to commemorate either of those two things (or … Continue reading

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